cows from the planet Moo

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Ok the bleeding have stoped now. Lets try the stapler! I can fit the very tip of it in but no more than that.Oh grose theres boogers on the stapler.How about the keyboard? How much of that do you think i can fit? Hmm. not as much as I thought I could I guess.Well my nose is starting to get a little sore again now so I better stop. I hope you had as much fun with this game as I did. But dont limmit yourself to your desk. You can play this game anywhere. Play it with your moms purse. Play it in the kitchen. Theres lots of stuff you can put in your nose in the kitchen. WEEEE. See how many wood chips off the playground you can fit in your nose. My records 36 I could have gotten more but I passed out because one of the wood chips punctured my brain.

Monday, April 24, 2006

The name of the game is "Nose". These are the materials you will need to play this game
1. a nose (preferably your own but your baby sisters nose will work just as well)
2. stuff
3. ..... yea thats it.
So im going to play the game now to show you what is involved... ok.... lets see...heres a pencil. Ill put it in my nose. I can put the pencil pretty far up but it sort of hurts a bit and I think im going to sneeze.Heres a small desk clock.... hmm it doesn't seem to fit in my nose all that well.Heres a pair of scisorrs... OWCH. oh thats a good one. Be carefull with that one. damn.Heres a peice of gum that was stuck to my shoe. Ill try that. hmm. I sort of like that one. Look I can blow a bubble!Lets try the pencil again. uh oh bloody nose. Ill have to wait abit before i try somthing else.this realy is a great game.I will try again tomorow

Sunday, April 23, 2006

http://www.killsometime.com/games/Game.asp?ID=437 this is a fun geme if you like killing things and blowing things up os try it you like it

Friday, April 21, 2006

do you hate me do you think I am stuped, freaky, crazy, or funny or do you just want to talk to me well now you can you can my E-mail address is monkybutts24860@yahoo.com send your hate mail to me I am waiting




Well here's an idea. Let's take a bunch of robots capable of fighting and send them into space, nothing could go wrong right? WRONG! THIS IS THE START OF EVERY ROBOT MOVIE EVER JAPAN! Yes first they will fight for our amusement. Then what? Then they'll look down at our little planet with their small robot eyes and plot the invasion. Robots should not be trained in the art of death, nor should they be sent into space on their own. Robots can not be trusted. They are smarter faster and stronger than us. So when the robot hordes rain down from the skies, dont blame me, blame yourselves.

THIS IS KIND OF LONG BUT IT IS FUNNY SO TAKE SOME TIME TO READ A LITTLE Ice water was banned in 15 states today. Scientists say that it causes a bad feeling in mice. Dr. Anderson of M.I.T. did an experiment in January and released their statement around March. The Daily News That Didn’t Make The News was able to obtain the report, which outlines what they did in the experiment. The report stated, “Two sets of mice {with} 5 mice in each were taken. One set was given tap water, and the other set was given ice water. At the end of a two-hour period each mouse in the {ice water} group was asked if they had a bad feeling, and they didn’t say no, so naturally we concluded that they did. For the {tap water} group each was asked if they had a bad feeling, and they didn’t say yes, proving they did not have a bad feeling of tap water. The Michigan governor sent the bill to a federal level and congress voted that ice water is banned in Michigan, California, Iowa, Illinois, Connecticut, Virginia, Washington, North Dakota, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Maine and South Dakota. But black market ice water selling continues. Officer Davenport of Minnesota made a statement yesterday saying, “It’s everywhere! I see cases daily of our undercover agents that hide behind toilets busting two guys who exchange the substance in bathrooms. Three big dealers have been taken into custody since February. Their deals are pretty much the same. You see a converted closet with a water pipe, an icemaker, and an average of $300,000 in a wall safe or something.” Texas seems to be a large beacon for those who crave the stuff. “Its mass produced like you wouldn’t believe down here! In some restaurants waiters just set it down even if you aint want it!!!” says Texas resident Ian Wolf. It is possible that that the whole country will have what is now called the Cold Ban. Further bulletins will be posted as the events warrant.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

my other website is www.donutsrgood7.blogspot.com it is cool and has more things on it then this one

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

http://snopes.com/photos/decapitate.asp this is a disterbing image what you are about to see is all true

Do you want to buy a vary vary cool tuborcal well to bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is one way that you can get it and that is if you send me
$100,000,000,000,000,000,500,000,000,000,080,000,000,000,000,000,800, 000,000,000,030,540,000,000,000,000,000,300,000,000,000,010,000,000.34

or you can just leave me a comment
(you will not get the tuborcal if you don't give me the money)

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

there are a few fun web sites that I know, of one of them is www.frontsteps.com and another one is www.dorks.com and if you just want to play games you should go to www.bored.com if you know of other sites please laeve a comment

Did you know that some cows are acctually evil aliens wereing human skin to trick us into buying games and collectibles that will planet microchip in our fingers that will send nanobotes into our blood strem and than we will be able to tell time with out a watch so to protect your self never trust the pie lord and eat a lot of donuts